Monday, April 27, 2015
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Hilarious Laws - funny
Hilarious Laws which you have
not studied in schools:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes
Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes
Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
Friday, April 24, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
March - 7 This day in History
| March 7 - 1876 |
| Alexander Graham Bell patents the telephone |
| On this day in 1876, 29-year-old Alexander Graham Bell receives a patent for his revolutionary new invention–the telephone. The Scottish-born Bell worked in London with his father, Melville Bell, who developed Visible Speech, a written system used to teach speaking to the deaf. In the 1870s... read more » |
| American Revolution |
| 1777 |
| Five letters pass between Abigail and John Adams » |
| Automotive |
| 1938 |
| Janet Guthrie, first female Indy 500 driver, born » |
| Civil War |
| 1862 |
| Battle of Pea Ridge (Elkhorn Tavern), Arkansas » |
| Cold War |
| 1950 |
| Soviet Union denies Klaus Fuchs served as its spy » |
| Crime |
| 2002 |
| Defense rests in Andrea Yates trial » |
| Disaster |
| 1988 |
| Cyclone Bola hits New Zealand » |
| General Interest |
| 1936 |
| Hitler reoccupies the Rhineland » |
| 1973 |
| Bangladesh's first democratic leader » |
| 1999 |
| Stanley Kubrick dies » |
| Hollywood |
| 1988 |
| Writers Guild of America strike begins » |
| 2010 |
| Kathryn Bigelow becomes the first female director to win an Oscar » |
| Literary |
| 1923 |
| "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening" is published » |
| Music |
| 1974 |
| Pearl Bailey and Richard Nixon serenade a White House audience » |
| Old West |
| 1885 |
| Kansas quarantines Texas cattle » |
| Presidential |
| 1977 |
| Carter meets with Yitzhak Rabin » |
| Sports |
| 1987 |
| Mike Tyson unifies titles » |
| Vietnam War |
| 1966 |
| U.S. jets launch heaviest air raids of the war » |
| 1967 |
| Republic of Korea forces operation launch » |
| 1972 |
| Jets engage in aerial combat » |
| World War I |
| 1918 |
| Finland signs treaty with Germany » |
| World War II |
| 1941 |
| British forces arrive in Greece » |
March 6 - This Day in History
| March 6 - 1899 |
| Bayer patents aspirin |
| On this day in 1899, the Imperial Patent Office in Berlin registers Aspirin, the brand name for acetylsalicylic acid, on behalf of the German pharmaceutical company Friedrich Bayer & Co. Now the most common drug in household medicine cabinets, acetylsalicylic acid was originally made from a chem... read more » |
| American Revolution |
| 1776 |
| New York demands Sandy Hook lighthouse be dismantled » |
| Automotive |
| 1900 |
| Auto pioneer Gottlieb Daimler dies » |
| Civil War |
| 1857 |
| Dred Scott decision » |
| Cold War |
| 1953 |
| Georgi Malenkov succeeds Stalin » |
| Crime |
| 1951 |
| The Rosenberg trial begins » |
| Disaster |
| 1987 |
| Sloppy safety procedures lead to ferry sinking » |
| General Interest |
| 1475 |
| Michelangelo born » |
| 1857 |
| Supreme Court rules in Dred Scott case » |
| 1983 |
| Kohl elected West German chancellor » |
| Hollywood |
| 1947 |
| Rob Reiner born » |
| Literary |
| 1928 |
| Gabriel Garcia Marquez is born » |
| Music |
| 2001 |
| The death spiral of Napster begins » |
| Old West |
| 1986 |
| Georgia O'Keefe dies » |
| Presidential |
| 1820 |
| Monroe signs the Missouri Compromise » |
| Sports |
| 1902 |
| Real Madrid founded » |
| Vietnam War |
| 1965 |
| U.S. is sending Marines to South Vietnam » |
| 1971 |
| Operation Lam Son 719 continues » |
| World War I |
| 1916 |
| New German attacks at Verdun: Battle of the Flanks » |
| World War II |
| 1945 |
| Dutch Resistance ambushes SS officer-unwittingly » |
March 5 - This day in History
| March 5 | 1963 |
| Hula-Hoop patented |
|
| On this day in 1963, the Hula-Hoop, a hip-swiveling toy that became a huge fad across America when it was first marketed by Wham-O in 1958, is patented by the company's co-founder, Arthur "Spud" Melin. An estimated 25 million Hula-Hoops were sold in its first four months of production alone. In 1948... read more » |
| American Revolution |
| 1770 |
| Civilians and soldiers clash in the Boston Massacre » |
| Automotive |
| 1929 |
| David Buick dies » |
| Civil War |
| 1864 |
| John C. Breckinridge assumes command » |
| Cold War |
| 1946 |
| Churchill delivers Iron Curtain speech » |
| Crime |
| 1969 |
| Jim Morrison is charged with lewd behavior at a Miami concert » |
| Disaster |
| 1966 |
| Jet breaks up near Mt. Fuji » |
| General Interest |
| 1770 |
| The Boston Massacre » |
| 1815 |
| Innovator of hypnotism dies » |
| Hollywood |
| 2006 |
| Jon Stewart hosts 78th annual Academy Awards ceremony » |
| Literary |
| 1839 |
| Charlotte Bronte declines marriage » |
| Music |
| 1966 |
| Staff Sergeant Barry Sadler hits #1 with "Ballad Of The Green Berets" » |
| Old West |
| 1766 |
| Antonio de Ulloa tries to govern Louisiana » |
| Presidential |
| 1977 |
| Dial-a-President radio program airs » |
| Sports |
| 1966 |
| Miller elected executive director of MLB Players Association » |
| Vietnam War |
| 1964 |
| U.S.A.F. advisory team sent to Laos » |
| 1971 |
| "Blackhorse" departs South Vietnam » |
| World War I |
| 1871 |
| Socialist revolutionary Rosa Luxemburg born » |
| World War II |
| 1953 |
| Joseph Stalin dies » |
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
March 4 - This day in History
| FDR inaugurated |
|
| On March 4, 1933, at the height of the Great Depression, Franklin Delano Roosevelt is inaugurated as the 32nd president of the United States. In his famous inaugural address, delivered outside the east wing of the U.S. Capitol, Roosevelt outlined his "New Deal"–an expansion of the federal... read more » |
| American Revolution |
| 1776 |
| American forces occupy Dorchester Heights » |
| Automotive |
| 1936 |
| Scottish racing legend Jim Clark born » |
| Civil War |
| 1861 |
| Lincoln inaugurated » |
| Cold War |
| 1954 |
| Dulles asks for action against communism » |
| Crime |
| 1944 |
| The head of Murder, Inc. is executed » |
| 2005 |
| Martha Stewart is released from prison » |
| Disaster |
| 1962 |
| DC-7 crashes in Cameroon swamp » |
| General Interest |
| 1789 |
| Government under the U.S. Constitution begins » |
| Hollywood |
| 1995 |
| John Candy dies » |
| Literary |
| 1952 |
| Ernest Hemingway finishes The Old Man and the Sea » |
| 1965 |
| Kite Runner author Khaled Hosseini is born » |
| Music |
| 1966 |
| John Lennon sparks his first major controversy » |
| Old West |
| 1868 |
| Founder of Chisholm Trail dies » |
| Presidential |
| 1829 |
| Jackson holds "open house" at the White House » |
| 1952 |
| Ronald Reagan and Nancy Davis marry » |
| Sports |
| 1888 |
| Knute Rockne born » |
| Vietnam War |
| 1968 |
| Task Force sends memo to the president » |
| World War I |
| 1913 |
| Woodrow Wilson's first inaugural address » |
| World War II |
| 1941 |
| Britain launches Operation Claymore » |
| 1944 |
| Eighth Air Force bombs Berlin » |
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